♛ CAPTAIN MANGO ♛

rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.
I need it.
It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.

I need it.

It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

idiotsonfb:

swerveycorps:

sassyqueenhistoria:

swerveycorps:

swerveycorps:

what do you call your older brother who likes ponies

bronii-chan

stop

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maidosama:

nyetwork:

honestly i think about this like… once every three hours

I have watched this like 100 times today

shineedragon:

fist-me-with-mayo:

scribebynight:

lookingforthecomet:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

Give me this and you wont have blue balls for the rest of your life.

This is a limited edition from 2011. Can you aim a little lower? Like maybe hold my hand for a couple hours if I get you some Crayola crayons.

If someone gets me this I’ll be their personal fucking servant oh my godddddddd ;-;

it’s that easy? 

all1sees:

Inspired by Kuroko no Basuke

i’m wHEEZING

foulplaythoughts:

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

nfour:

rh1tard:

this is beautiful and every person who didn’t get what they wanted tonight should reblog this.

Omg

favabean05:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

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NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

I would watch the fuck out of that.

cpwiser10:

littledemon7:

perks-of-being-chinese:

these are like some of my favorite posts from tumblr dot com

you can find the other parts here :)

It’s not honey, it’s hairgel

I fucking swear if you do this here